Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
you didnt know i had herpes?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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