It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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