A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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