You're so nebulous sometimes
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
