I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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