Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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