If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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