have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Sorry about my life...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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