Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I skipped work to stalk him.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
