plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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