why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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