Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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