youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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