Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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