The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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