"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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