I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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