What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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