He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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