I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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