Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
you made out with another girl for some wings
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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