Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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