I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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