ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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