Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You're a waste of cheezeits
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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