I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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