All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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