I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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