And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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