I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i drank out of a bidet.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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