She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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