I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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