Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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