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Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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