you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Plan B is the new Plan A
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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