WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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