My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
We got so high we made milksteak
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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