Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
the condom got lost in my hair
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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