dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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