he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I will pee on everything he values.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Who died my cat blue again?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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