Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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