You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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