listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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