OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
It's just like the Real World with babies
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Randomize
