you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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