question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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