Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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