The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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