Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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