Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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