you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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