Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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