I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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