So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Randomize
