the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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