Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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