I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
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but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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