i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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