spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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