Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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