Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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