Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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