I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
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I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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